I Have WHAT? Oh, That Sounds About Right. :)

Much like the CHAOS (Can’t Have Anyone Over Syndrome) I suffer from on a regular basis, my daughter has now notified she found my root problem. According to my 19-year old (after all, teenagers know EVERYTHING, right?), I not only have depression, OCD, MMS (Mean Mom Syndrome), but I also have ADCD, which is Attention Deficit Cleaning Disorder! That explains why I feel like the mom in the Febreze commercial. You know the one, she picks up all the toys as she sprays the playroom (or is it the living room) carpet with yummy smell-good stuff, turns to put all the toys in the trunk, and turns around to…. all the animals back on the floor, laying down smelling the carpet. {I ♥ that commercial!! After all, it’s a representation of my life} But Febreze is not my problem. It’s ADCD. Thanks, my darling teenage daughter, for pointing that out.

I think I’ll just go to bed now. g’night moon,
LoloB